~new posts~ will be from neopiabound.tumblr.com from now on
This blog was previously connected to my main but I wanted to separate the neopets from the porn/cats/~politics~ on my dashboard.
So I changed my separate one. Follow me on derr if you still love me or whatever.
I’ve never been so tempted to buy anything in my life.
Oh god, I need this.
I thought this was ovaries
I’m proud to say I own this.
JEALOUS. SO JEALOUS.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAANT
CAN I BUY THIS ONLINE????????
AMAZON IT.
GOGOGOGOGO.
WHAT IS THAT SHIT ABOVE THE CYBUNNYS HEAD
BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE THAT LIPGLOSS THAT USED TO COME IN KEWL SHAPED CONTAINERS
AND IT WAS ALL SPARKLY AND SHIT AND LOOKED DUMB AS HELL ON BUT LIKE
YOU HAD A TUB OF LIP GLOSS IN THE SHAPE OF A BUTTERFLY AND THATS PRETTY COOL
IS IT LIP GLOSS
DOES NEOPETS LIP GLOSS EXIST
DOES IT
cosigned.
I’d like to extend this to making jokes about rape too, that’s never tasteful nor funny
also cosigned
(Source: angrypteris)
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Neopets: Where you can teach kids to play in caves unattended, gamble, and eat shit off the fucking ground
but talking about the gender spectrum will get you silenced.